WELKOME TO DA PUNK'N PATCH!

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WELKOME TO DA PUNK'N PATCH!

WELKOME TO DA PUNK'N PATCH! WELKOME TO DA PUNK'N PATCH! WELKOME TO DA PUNK'N PATCH!
low budget free video (click here)
    low budget free video (click here)

    PUNK-A-LANTERN

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    a pumpkins worst nightmare coming true!  terrifying!   nothing like it ever!

    scare ya out of your gourd!!! 

     Roll'n Punk'n 

    818-518-4645

    a horror story...inspired by true events...well, kinda-sorta...

    818-518-4645

    move over norman!!! ogre's coming to the patch...

    low buget free video (click here)

    punk'ns, cringe in terror and run in absolute fear! if only, they could!!!

    WARNING- punk'ns were harmed creating this website and low budget video...

    Video rated PG (Punk'n GOOD)

    the world's very first video filmed in PUNKNVISION (we think so anyways).

    fun facts:

    • NO A.I.  stills, video and website
    • organic human imagination and creativity - OHI & C
    • minimal post photoshop.

     

    VISIT OUR WORLD FAMOUS (not even...)

    LOCATED NEXT TO THE "CREAMED CORN of FEAR" MAZE


    indulge in everything, and we certainly mean everything punk'n flavored!  we got Organic, Non-Organic, GMO, NON-GMO, Gluten, Non-Gluten, Sweet, Semi-Sweet, Non-Sweet and "OM"- G (ogre made - gross) products and ingredients to enjoy.   Or get a mighty powerful belly ache.


    WHEW - THINK THAT ABOUT COVERS IT...


    LEGAL:  DO NOT DRINK OR HOLD PUNK'N LATTE AS BEVERAGES BE HOT N-YA MIGHT SPILL IT WATCH'N THE VIDEO AND BE HOLL'R OUT LOUD!

    shot from a punk'ns point of view (PPOV)

    onemankando is out of his gourd...

    As mentioned, NO A.I. was used to create stills, video or website.  Minimal amount of photoshop was used.   Both still and video were shot within actual punk'ns using punknvision cameras and support equipment at 3.14 Studio and Bakery.  Pun intended.


    As an artist and photographer, I am alway seeking and finding  new ways to bring a different narrative and perspective to my work.  


    As a budding story teller, my desire is to tell a story without a lot of dialog.  My hope, and intention, is to have my images and videos narrate a story or vision.


    The absolute intention and purpose for all this was to have fun, be creative, and share the final product with you the visitor and viewer.  To lean on creativity and imagination instead of apps and technology.


    Perhaps, it is all a little cheesy, but it makes me happy.  Plus, I get to hang out with my acting buddy Sargeno.  


    Please Note:  Pumpkins and Punk'ns are not gourds. They are part of squash family.  A little artistic and storytelling license was used here.   Besides 9 out 10 ogres don't know or care about these kind of specifics.  Us humans tend to take, or make  an issue out of everything.  


    There will be probably be critics.  Grow some punk'ns and make your own video and website.  LOL!


    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  A sequel is in the works and planned release sometime in November 2026.  


    Thank You.

    onemankando (one-man-kahn-doh)



    Daa (sounds like a scary 1950's movie)

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     Surprisingly Ogre and Puppy keep the punk'n patch litter and trash free!  Unfortunately, us humans don't do such a great job.  Find out about my mission to minimize the trash flowing into the Pacific Garbage Patch.  Learn more and see my art created from trash.   www.onemankando.com

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